I was lamenting that i hadn't written here in a while, i started writing and saved the file, a thing which is strongly recommend and lo and behold I found a folder of blog entries yet to be uploaded.
I have no idea of when i wrote the following. it was sometime this year, i can remembering it all happening. I remember going to those places, some of those place I no longer wish to go to, others I look forward to going to again.
Tonight's (from today's perspective, that nights) adventure consisted of...
1. Going into bunnings (AKA Ikea for lesbians) for a $1.87 hose clamp. leave with hose clamp, allen key set and screwdriver set.2. gathering rusted metal and chains from my late grandfathers shed in order to construct manacles (have to build my own as Bunnings no longer stocks them)3. having two people mention that they enjoy my Facebook status'. must work on a younger crowd.4. getting a text from dad stating that i left my cigars at home (thanks Karen Rowley)5. having communion at church and the only thing I could think about was the bottle of Cabernet Merlot i had in the car as well as the crystal wine glasses i had at home. seriously church if you are going to call it 'wine' at least make it taste like wine and serve it in the appropriate glass. shot glasses are for tequila. 6. seeing a fridge on hard rubbish that is the exact same model as what i have at home. i did a u-turn and took the shelves, i then realised it was in front of a church. second thoughts. Meh they are obliged to forgive.7. getting a confused look from the MacDonald's register monkey because i used a free burger prize and continued to also order a large cheeseburger meal.8. arriving at Evans place with my bag of MacDonald's only to be accosted by a groaking cat. stupid communist cat chairman meow. I did give the cheeseburger away but not to the cat.9. having a gentleman's communion with said wine (served in appropriate sized glasses) and cigars.10. had an awesome massage using cheeseburger as bribe.11. drove home along Sydney road behind a slow moving police car. ambulance directly behind me.12. arrived home to find that there were no parking spots near my house. convenient timing for when i had to carry a piece of tram line into the house (see section 1). I double parked and offloaded the tram line, various metal pieces, fridge parts and tools.13. Installed hose clamp on pool in the darkness using new screwdriver set.14. insomnia.an all round interesting evening.
that was an easy entry.
